Simone Giertz’s Butt-Wiping Robot

When you’re the Queen of Shitty Robots, it seems only fitting that you create a butt-wiping machine.

Simone Giertz’s latest (and horrifying) robot consists of an Arduino Nano-controlled servo motor connected to a drill with a roll of toilet paper. Once you’re done going number two, the servo lowers the power tool, positions itself in between your cheeks, and then gets to wiping… at 1,000+ RPM.

We’ll let Giertz explain the rest below… 💩🤖🚽

“Maybe an ass-wiping robot is exactly what this world needs.”